Inebriated Genius (2:28:13 AM): Seriously, I may not be
the smartest person in the world, but chances are, I am.
Girl (11:18:33 PM): lol
Inebriated Genius (11:20:09 PM): That looks a little like those road signs
that you see on the interstate to say there's a restaraunt. With a fork,
and a plate, then a spoon. lOl
Inebriated Genius (12:51:48 AM): My daughter woke up again.
Girl (12:51:54 AM): i m sorry
Girl (12:52:13 AM): what does she do when she wakes up?
Inebriated Geniu (12:53:28 AM): She makes herself a cup of tea and discusses
the current politcal sanctioning of Iraq.
Inebriated Geniu (12:53:37 AM): She screams. What do you think she does.
Girl (1:13:26 AM): lol so what do u want to talk about
Inebriated Genius (1:13:41 AM): People who shave kittens becuase they
think its funny.
Girl (1:14:42 AM): no!!!
Inebriated Genius (1:15:45 AM): I need to refill my drink. I'll return
after these messages.
Girl (1:16:05 AM): lol
Inebriated Genius (1:18:31 AM): Hi, I'm Wilford Bremly, and I have diabetes.
Inebriated Genius (1:18:51 AM): Would you like young girls with big juggs
shipped straight to your door?
Inebriated Genius (1:18:56 AM): Then call liberty medical today.
Girl (1:18:59 AM): where did u get that name
Inebriated Genius (1:19:20 AM): They may not be able to help with the
diabetes, but by the end of the day, you won't give a fuck.
Inebriated Genius (1:19:32 AM): Welcome back, glad you could join us.
Inebriated Genius (1:19:46 AM): I'm here with our guest Satan.
Girl (1:20:14 AM): lol well welcome
Girl (1:20:56 AM): how is he?
Inebriated Genius (1:21:16 AM): Hot. He keeps asking for water.
Girl (1:21:28 AM): well give him some
Girl (1:21:38 AM): or did u mean hot like u?
Girl (1:21:39 AM): lol
Inebriated Genius (1:22:21 AM): I was like "havn't you had a single
air conditioner repair man or manufacturer that wasn't good enough to
get into heaven?"
Girl (1:22:29 AM): haha
Inebriated Genius (1:22:47 AM): And apprently, keeping people at a comfortable
temperature is one of the few ways you're guaranteed a spot in heaven.
Girl (2:36:38 AM): i m not good enough.....
Inebriated Genius (2:36:50 AM): Nah, you'll do. I'm not picky.
Girl (2:36:57 AM): thanks lol
Inebriated Genius (2:37:35 AM): All I really need is booze, and someone
willing to let me borrow their vagina for 20 minutes or so.
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